The Mondo Brothers
Dear son I love you and would love to see you soon but when ever I try your roommate Red keeps calling me Milf it creeps me out.
Anonymous

"God damn it, Red."

Send my muse letters from their mother

ask-silver-star:

useless-worthless-nobody:

akeis:

please tell me I’m not the only one

HOly crap, how did you depict my life so perfectly?

FUCK
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

zodiacsociety:


KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug
Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

determinedleader:

mondobros:

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"I was never there to begin with. That’s for sure."

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"And why should I believe you, exactly?"

"To be honest, I’ve no idea what just happened?"

determinedleader:

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"So you expect me to believe that you had nothing to do with this?”

"I was never there to begin with. That’s for sure."

Caravan Palace - Clash
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satchelk:

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At last I can’t hold on anymore. I’ve got to post one of these.

I saw someone use Parov Stelar, and I’m happy for you I’mma let you finish, but Caravan Palace is the best electroswing of all time!

asktheaquaprincess:

mondobros:

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"Oh, ya want me ta have sex with you?"

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     ”I'm too beautiful for an ugly surface dweller like 

                                YA’ SELF.

"What’re ya goin’ on hatin’ on me for. I’m handsome."

"Even the ladies can’t resist me D."

learnedtolovethebeast:

"Let’s just say it wasn’t exactly love at first sight."

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"What’re ya talkin’ about?"

asktheaquaprincess:

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         ”I just want somebody ta’ genuinely like me.

"Oh, ya want me ta have sex with you?"

Send a °•° and get a nickname from my muse.
roleplayerscoffeeshop:

Some nights are just crack nights.

roleplayerscoffeeshop:

Some nights are just crack nights.